Apparently, “Scrappy Mom” is My Aesthetic

  • March 18, 2018
According to an informal poll, I give off “Scrappy Mom.”
 
I went to a St. Patty’s Day house party yesterday where a bunch of comics were roasting each other, and someone said I look like “a mom who would raise hell at parent-teacher conference.”
 
Then someone else said I look like “a mom who would lead a revolt against the school board at a PTA meeting.”
 
And someone else added that I look like “a mom who aggressively peddles her daughter’s Girl Scout Cookies outside of a Ralph’s.”
 
FIRST OF ALL, I’m not a mom…so that’s both the meanest and the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. That’s RUDE and also #goals. 
 
SECONDLY…I get it.
 
ME: Why would anyone think I give off “mom vibes”?!?
 
ALSO ME: 

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