I’m a Genius! I Knew It!

  • January 31, 2016

Once, during a meeting, I got up and threatened to jump out of an 8th floor window because a partner kept crunching on ice. I’m glad I didn’t jump because, according to this article, I would have deprived the world of a genius. YOU’RE WELCOME!

Science Says People Who’re Annoyed By Chewing Sounds Are More Creative

I also don’t understand why we haven’t invented silent food wrappers yet?

Or why people think it’s ok to chew gum anywhere other than by themselves inside of a closet inside of a bunker inside of a cave miles below the earth’s surface??

I’m like a SUPER genius!


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