It Must Be the Dress

  • May 11, 2018

A month or so ago, I posted about attending a St. Patty’s Day party with a bunch of comics where I got roasted for looking like a mom who raises hell at a parent-teacher conference. Rewd.

Well, this week, I noticed a pattern. That roasting happened when I was wearing a particular pink dress. That was the first time I wore that pink dress this year. 

The second time I wore it, my makeup lady said out of the blue, “I think you’d make a great mom.”

And the third time, was on Sunday when a random woman at church just dropped her baby off in my lap and disappeared for 30 mins.

Hey, Universe…





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