• October 16, 2016

#ModernDayCurses is another one of my favorite Twitter hashtags.

Here are a few of my contributions…

  • May your skinny jeans always be the size they are when they first come out of the dryer. 
  • May you never have the option to “Skip Ad” when watching YouTube videos.
  • May every Tinder date be 20 lbs heavier IRL.
  • May the communal table always be the only table that’s available. 
  • May every time you show up to dinner, the person you’re meeting text you: “GPS says 23 mins away.”
  • May every time your conference call is about to end, someone say, “And just to add to that…”

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