Muffins Are Not Cupcakes

  • December 9, 2015

The label said “carrot cupcakes.” THIS is clearly a muffin with icing.

carrotcupcakes

And muffins are clearly inferior to cupcakes.

A cupcake is a delicious treat that people stand in long lines for and have catered actual weddings with.

A muffin is something you’ll eat if it’s free and served at a conference as part of a continental breakfast with even lesser offerings IF you don’t have time and a budget for room service.

I’d ask for my money back if I hadn’t already eaten two of them.

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