Update: Fighting the Good Fight (Part II)
Remember when I fought the good fight for free tortilla chips with a bad Yelp review and won...a free dinner? Well, the restaurant treated me to a lovely dinner last night. If they poisoned my food...I hope I lose at least 6 lbs. I will probably delete my Yelp review now. Let this be a lesson to you all that I have a price (evidently, it's really low), and I CAN be bought.
P.S. I wish my hair photographed as well as that drink.